Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
5Yr Girl @ Boy bath room me nange naha rahe the.
Girl-me tumhare susu sekhel lu.
Boy-achha apna to tod diya ab mera bhi todegi kya
Teacher To A Boy: "Khamosh Ho Jao Nahi To Khada Kr Do Gi.". . . ..
All The Boyz Shouted: . . . . . . . . "Pehlay Mera Pehlay Mera..
Sardar ne Suhagrat K Din Under Dalne K Liye Puri Takat Lagakar Bola:
Bahut Tight hai Wife: Haji,Magar Log Dalne Se Pehle Panty Utarte he
Train Me 3 Ladkiya Baithi Thi. 1 Pndt Ne Naam Puccha. Ladkiyan:
Priya Behan,Shilpa Behan,Shila Bahen Aur Aapka Naam?
Pandit:Behench@d
Bandar Ne Adami Se Puccha Tumme Or Muzme Kya Fark He?
Adami Bola Tum Daal Par Uchalte Ho Or Mei Daal Kar Uchalta Hu
Most interesting line written on the front of
T-shirt of a girl,...... Excuse me ! My face is above.
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants
and girls love to blow it up?????
A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive
Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.” 2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
